Friday, May 8, 2020

Friday Fish Story


There I was. Being all kinds of heartwarmingly supportive of my Favorite Panamanian as I prepped for Mother’s Day. I magnanimously promised I would cook whatever dish she wanted for her special day. I mean it’s how I roll. Then she had the temerity to answer. She not only answered my question but said she wanted fresh salmon. A certain blog writer’s blood pressure immediately shot up for two reasons. One I have absolutely no idea how to cook salmon. Second I’m not sure where I can find the damnable stuff as most of the fresh fish counters in local grocery stores have closed. At any rate, it’s good to have a mission again as I will set out at some point today to acquire said aquatic creature. I’ve heard tell there’s information on the internet about cooking also. This could get interesting.
I can tell we’re getting deep into the pandemic as one of the movies I had scheduled to see when the movie theaters shut down arrived via Blu Ray. This led to a date night in the Man Cave as my salmon loving spouse deigned to descend into the cave to watch Bloodshot with me. Vin Diesel playing, Vin Diesel, only this time he can’t be killed. Actually he was and then resurrected by a garden variety mad scientist to take out the scientist’s business rivals. I’m blissfully unaware of the mythology surrounding this character so I entered without expectations, except for the requisite explosions and assassinations which were delivered in full. Diesel wears the part well although he obviously did no research on how Army special operators work and thankfully that was only for a small part. The rest of the movie has him being shot, blown up and variously dismembered only to have his resident nanites immediately rebuild him. The movie bogs down in the middle but the action rescues it as well as the presence of Eiza González who steals every scene she’s in. It almost felt like we were back in a real movie theater with all the pleasure of a true popcorn flick.
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RECURRING CHARACTERS                                           
BR3 – inbound granddaughter #3, BRS - Blog Reader the Sequel - second granddaughter; FBR - First Blog Reader - first granddaughter, ABFA – Amazing Best Family Athlete = my daughter in law; Wingman – my son in law; Keene Friends 1 & 2 – friends since high school from my home town of Keene, NH; Soxfather - my brother in law; Great Aunt - my elder sister; Cantankerous Friend – friend since grade school who likes to argue about everything, poses as radical leftist to attract women; Pittsburgh College Roommate – high school friend, also a “Minor Celebrity” in Pittsburgh; Deckzilla – our backyard deck which grew to monstrous dimensions once my wife got involved in planning; Maine and Virginia Musqueteras – two close friends of my wife – her US sisters, my wife is the 3rd musquetera (musketeer); Riggins - also known as the Grandpuppy, son's dog; PanaGals – female relatives/friends of my wife from Panama; Panamanian/Latin Mafia – inevitable group of Latino friends my wife accumulates wherever we have lived & their spouses; Neighborhood Mafioso - wife's close friend and Panamanian mafia member, Favorite Panamanian - the wife (of course); First Friday – celebrations to mark the First Friday of the Week; Curbside Girls – close friends of my daughter acquired during her single days in Brooklyn

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