Tuesday, August 28, 2018

Monday Mash

Jewel of my Eye - my Monday Miracle
I’ve decided I can actually tolerate Mondays if when I return home for lunch I have a granddaughter sprinting down the hallway to give me a hug. Maybe it’s just me, although I don’t think so, because the FBR has the innate ability to lift the mood of an entire household. I know I don’t get to see her very much when she’s in a mood and I’m sure her parents were immediately thinking to the times she is less than stellar when they read that last line. However yesterday as a uniformly outstanding day which is as rare an assessment I can ever imagine labeling a Monday with.


Running Laps Around First Floor

I'm Runnning With her but not even in Sight
As soon as I returned home from work we adjourned to the back deck for serial bubble blowing and swimming pool excursions. That was more for her since the water level was only mid-shin for me. I also learned why her parents always wait for the FBR to sit at dinner for our FaceTime calls. She is the epitome of a moving target and I found myself chasing her around the house trying to get her within camera range. My daughter and Wingman only nodded sagely at my ineptitude.
The Before Picture

Getting Gear Set Up
The construction project has commenced in earnest. My wife summoned me out of the shower this morning because there as a huge truck delivering building materials to the driveway and Deckzilla Dude hadn’t arrived yet. That was interesting. They’ve broken through the roof and I’m assured once they get the tresses out that it will go up quickly. Still, there is nothing fun about having normal routines disturbed, except when it involves a granddaughter, of course.
Progress Today

My Morning Wood Delivery
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RECURRING CHARACTERS
BRS - Blog Reader the Sequel - second granddaughter; FBR - First Blog Reader - first granddaughter, ABFA – Amazing Best Family Athlete = my daughter in law, formerly known both as MEF – Most Excellent Fiancé & MEG – Most Excellent Girlfriend; Wingman – my son in law; Keene Friends 1 & 2 – friends since high school from my home town of Keene, NH; Soxfather - my brother in law; Great Aunt = my elder sister; Cantankerous Friend – friend since grade school who likes to argue about everything, poses as radical leftist to attract women; Pittsburgh College Roommate – high school friend, also a “minor Celebrity” in Pittsburgh; Deckzilla – our backyard deck which grew to monstrous dimensions once my wife got invole din planning; Maine and Virginia Musqueteras – two close friends of my wife – her US sisters, my wife is the 3rdmusquetera (musketeer); Buddy – AKA the Wonder Pooch – family dog, a black lab – hates squirrels, died in 2017; Riggins - also known as the Grandpuppy, son's dog, surrogate grandchild while awaiting arrival of the BRS; PanaGals – female relatives/friends of my wife from Panama; Panamanian/Latin Mafia – inevitable group of Latin friends my wife accumulates wherever we have lived & their spouses; Neighborhood Mafioso - wife's close friend and Panamanian mafia member, Favorite Panamanian - the wife (of course); First Friday – celebrations to mark the First Friday of the Week; Excellent Boss – my former direct boss at work; Voices of Inappropriate Worth - members of public who come to every Worcester public meeting to complain, all are on public assistance along with demeanor issues

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