While reacquainting myself with the
myriad tasks I have to take on with my Favorite Panamanian on the wrong coast I
noticed that Buddy the Wonder Pooch had almost eaten his way through yet another
of his mongoso bags of dog food. This necessitated a trip to the local big box
store where mongoso bags abide. My wife, never one to let one of my activities
go unsupervised, provided a list of the other items I should purchase there,
complete with coupons (why that embarrasses me I have no idea).
These Two Ladies Seem to be Enjoying Each Other's Company |
The end result was a purchase of a
huge gob of hamburger in addition to the Buddy bag. While unwinding at First
Friday my wife joined us via Facetime. If I was a suspicious individual I would
think she’s was checking to see that I was dateless (as if that was an issue
with her ardent supporters on all sides of me). I returned home and since
dinner was left to my less than completely sober hands I attacked the huge gob.
That resulted in two B.F.B.’s. The two B’s stand for Big and Burger, you can
figure the rest out.
The BFB's Before Immolation |
Buddy was of course fascinated by the process
and hoping I would trip over him on way back and forth to the grill. Alas,
canine hopes were dashed and I eventually finished off the BFB’s although it
was nowhere near as easy as I thought going in. The overall effect was reduce
me to near vegetative state as I watched Yankee pitching mow down Red Sox
hitters for seemingly the 100th time in a row. As I emerged from my
comatose state later in the evening some old (literally) Bosox magic materialized
when Big Papi launched a game winning home run in the bottom of the eighth.
Buddy wondered why I was suddenly dancing like it was 2004. It’s always more
special when they do it to the Evil Empire. The Yanks will have to be the
happiest that Ortiz is retiring this year.
Yeah!!!! |
Wingman headed out last night on his
farewell tour and I could tell just how heartbroken he was to leave his family.
The farewell tour is happening for just that reason. My granddaughter is being eased
into solid foods and yesterday was her first exposure to avocado which a friend
of my daughter had recommended. I’m concerned that she has received her taste
bud genes from her grandfather because she looks to savor the green stuff as
much as I do. I wonder how soon before she can have a burger?
The Avocado Attempts |
I know, Yuuch! |
I am now I the midst of harried
housecleaning as a potential renter is coming by to see the house this
afternoon. There’s a certain lady out on the west coast very nervous that I’ve
been left in charge of house cleanliness when a stranger is allowed into “her”
house. Buddy is absolutely no help in this area, following me around to apply
cold nose to any window I’ve cleaned. We’re trying to help out the owner of the
house we’re renting as much as possible since he’s been a great landlord. The people
coming to see the house live two houses down the street, literally across from
the house we’re buying. If they take this house late June could be an
interesting time at the top of our hill with household goods moving ping
ponging back and forth.
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