And Then There Were None - Mission Complete

I’m finally at loose ends. My four-year A-Z march through my movie library concluded last night when I watched the last one – Zulu. I started on the quest to watch every movie I own and separate the wheat from the chaff on 1 July 2022. The four years is a bit deceiving since there were four three-month breaks from the watch for the time I spent each year on the beach in Panama. So really, it took me three years. Still, it became a major effort and a bit of a pain in the ass, because it kept me from doing other, possibly more productive pursuits (that would be my Favorite Panamanian’s heartfelt opinion at least).

Part of my Library Behind Me

I’m a self-confessed movie nut, hence the burgeoning library. It had gotten out of hand with no room on the shelves as I continued to add, almost maniacally to the number of movies I own. I realized two things in 2022: 1. At my age, time was slipping away see all the movies I own. 2. There were a lot of movies I owned that I didn’t like. That set me on the path I concluded last night. I’m more than a little obsessive when it comes to completing tasks once I start out on them (I blame the Army for that). It turned into a labor of love as I relived all the adventure, romance, and action from movies I was right in purchasing. I also upgraded some beloved movies from mere DVD to 4K nobility.

The Discards

There was the corollary pain of wondering why I found myself in possession of some. That included Keene Friend’s annual Christmas attempt to compromise my sanity by gifting me treacherously bad movies. I’ll never forgive him for War and Peace (eight friggin hours of listening to Russian with English subtitles – time I’ll never get back). There was also Mother, Juggs, and Speed, The Grousers, and the Black Six amongst others. You get the picture; he’s a closet sadist.

Exempt Shelves

I ended up removing 75 movies from the library. A smarter man than I would have kept track of this as I went through it. Yesterday I was forced to scan through four years of Frail Deeds posts to make the count (that was some sneaky fun as I wandered through the attendant family memories chronicled during those four years). The ejected movies rest in a stack of Coors Lite boxes (had a bunch of those – go figure) in a corner of the Man Cave. I’ll have to figure out what to do with them. There is now ample space on the shelves for new movies but this process has made me a more discerning customer when it comes to actually buying a movie. So, it should take more time than I have left to overburden the storage capacity again, depending on how my personal gremlin, Keene Friend, inflicts in future Christmases.

Rest of the Exempts and TV Series

Now that I’m freed from this march, I may actually be able to watch some of the shows and movies recommended by friends and family. As a cautionary note, this watch did not include all the movies I own. There are several shelves containing series of exempt movies that are beyond doubting their continued presence, they were not subjected to the winnowing. This includes the Marvel and DCU films, the Star Trek and Star Wars movies, as well all the James Bond flicks. Outside of movies, I have the HBO series, Game of Thrones and, Rome, which are staring me in the face. The entire Monty Python’s Flying Circus, Combat!, House, and Entourage are also there and I won’t begin to describe the content I have from the 2004 Red Sox. So, there is a good chance my time in the Man Cave is not over, it’s become something more than that during this process, but, it is over!!!!!

The A-Z watch concluded with one movie, a keeper: Zulu – groundbreaking 1964 epic about the defense of Rorke’s Drift by the 24^th Regiment of Foot, Michael Caine’s first role and one of the best movies ever, gives Zulus recognition for their courage and honor as well.

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ABFA – Amazing Best Family Athlete – my daughter in law; BR3 – Blog Reader #3 – granddaughter #3; BRS - Blog Reader the Sequel - second granddaughter; Cantankerous Friend – friend since grade school who likes to argue about everything, poses as radical leftist to attract women; CRC - Connecticut Riverboat Captain – another close friend from high school, renowned sailor of the big river; Curbside Girls – close friends of my daughter acquired during her single days in Brooklyn; Czech Connection – Czech couple who’ve become good friends along with their daughter (the Czech Shadow); Deckzilla – our backyard deck which grew to monstrous dimensions once my wife got involved in planning; Favorite Panamanian - the wife (of course); FBR - First Blog Reader - first granddaughter; First Friday – celebrations to mark the First Friday of the Week; Great Aunt - my elder sister; Keene Friends 1 & 2 – friends since high school from my home town of Keene, NH; Kindergarten Friend – friend since kindergarten whom I reunited with after many years; Maine and Virginia Musqueteras – two close friends of my wife – her US sisters, my wife is the 3^rd Musquetera (musketeer); Namesake Nephew – son of Great Aunt and Soxfather named after me; Neighborhood Mafioso - wife's close friend and Panamanian mafia member; PanaGals – female relatives /friends of my wife from Panama; Panamanian/Latin Mafia – inevitable group of Latino friends my wife accumulates wherever we have lived & their spouses; PCR - Pittsburgh College Roommate – high school friend, also a “Minor Celebrity” in Pittsburgh; PCR+1 - Pittsburgh College Roommate’s wife; Riggins - also known as the Grandpuppy, son's dog; Seis Amigos - two couples from our condo complex and my wife and I; Soxfather – my brother-in-law (whom I miss more than I can ever explain); Tia Loca – wife’s younger sister; Wingman – my son in law; Upstairs Neighbors – American couple and great friends who live in condo above us in Panama; Wingmom – Wingman’s mom, of course

Winging It

Today’s an important one as we mark the day of birth of the redoubtable Wingman. According to his Facebook profile he’s 118 years old but I think that may be an exaggeration. If it isn’t, he and I need to have a talk about how he’s doing it. He’s just back from Great Britain for another reunion tour with his band. I know he’s happy to be back squiring my daughter about and trying to keep up with the hypersonic missile that is the FBR, his daughter. My Favorite Panamanian and I tried to Facetime him this morning, but I think he is wise to our game and rightly ignored the call so he wouldn’t have our singing of Happy Birthday inflicted upon him.

Birthday Boy

At his Happiest with These Two

He’s become an important piece of our family since he arrived, so many years ago, just after turning 100 I believe. He’s an indelible part of my IT squad and always patiently explains, in the nicest way possible, why I’m a complete idiot when it comes to the electro-magnetic spectrum. Despite being kind of a big deal, celebrity wise, he’s always been one of the nicest, most personable guys you’d ever want to meet. He’s now helming a successful games-oriented restaurant in New Jersey. We love having him as part of the family and not just because of his encyclopedic knowledge of games and his IT prowess. My daughter loves him and so do we.

On Stage

Performing his Patented Keyboard Hand Stand

I’m experiencing the arcane side of physical therapy for that balky shoulder. It is definitely getting better since I started with the therapy. After this morning’s session, I went to the pool and wondered why people were staring at me. Then I remembered the therapist had done some “cupping” on the shoulder this morning. I couldn’t see them without a mirror, but I had two very defined circular bruises on the arm just below the shoulder. This was the first time I ever had that done to me and I was amazed at how big a bruise it produces because it didn’t hurt at all. I don’t care, as long as the shoulder continues to heal.

My Now Weird Upper Arm

Date night yesterday saw me taking one for the team. I have a long history of trying to get my Favorite Panamanian to see movies that I love (think lots of explosions and hopefully plenty of physical romantic interactions😊). Keene Friend laughs at my attempts to describe movies as a love story for her. An example, The Ghosts of Mars (zombie action flick) was portrayed to her as a love story set on Mars. She has never bought my descriptions, probably why it is so tough to get her to trust me on movie selections. That’s a long way to go to explain why I chose to see The Breadwinner yesterday. There wasn’t anything else that fit into my preferred aisle, so I chose this flick, something my wife would love and she did. This movie is okay and has some real funny moments. It apparently mirrors a lot of the bits from Nate Bargatz’e comedy routine. It’s the typical husband/father who is totally lost when his wife is called away from home scenario. Bargatze is funny as the house literally starts falling apart around him. The kids were another story, serving as foils for their dad’s failings, they were more annoying than funny. I still enjoyed the time-tested formula showing how inept dads can be.

The A-Z watch continued with seven movies, six keepers: Yesterday – love this British rom-com which demonstrates how many amazing songs the Beatles produced; Young Frankenstein – may be the funniest movie ever made, Gene Wilder is transcendent; Your Highness – what was I thinking about when I bought this, terrible. McBride is a great supporting character but here he just doesn’t have it as the main focus, eject; You’ve Got Mail – Hanks and Ryan together, never misses, a great rom-com; Zathura – a follow up space adventure to the original Jumanji, really well done; Zombieland – incredibly funny zombie movie, Harrelson and Eisenberg are a great buddy pair and then there’s Bill Murray; Zombieland Double Tap – ten years later sequel and it works just as well as original.

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ABFA – Amazing Best Family Athlete – my daughter in law; BR3 – Blog Reader #3 – granddaughter #3; BRS - Blog Reader the Sequel - second granddaughter; Cantankerous Friend – friend since grade school who likes to argue about everything, poses as radical leftist to attract women; CRC - Connecticut Riverboat Captain – another close friend from high school, renowned sailor of the big river; Curbside Girls – close friends of my daughter acquired during her single days in Brooklyn; Czech Connection – Czech couple who’ve become good friends along with their daughter (the Czech Shadow); Deckzilla – our backyard deck which grew to monstrous dimensions once my wife got involved in planning; Favorite Panamanian - the wife (of course); FBR - First Blog Reader - first granddaughter; First Friday – celebrations to mark the First Friday of the Week; Great Aunt - my elder sister; Keene Friends 1 & 2 – friends since high school from my home town of Keene, NH; Kindergarten Friend – friend since kindergarten whom I reunited with after many years; Maine and Virginia Musqueteras – two close friends of my wife – her US sisters, my wife is the 3^rd Musquetera (musketeer); Namesake Nephew – son of Great Aunt and Soxfather named after me; Neighborhood Mafioso - wife's close friend and Panamanian mafia member; PanaGals – female relatives /friends of my wife from Panama; Panamanian/Latin Mafia – inevitable group of Latino friends my wife accumulates wherever we have lived & their spouses; PCR - Pittsburgh College Roommate – high school friend, also a “Minor Celebrity” in Pittsburgh; PCR+1 - Pittsburgh College Roommate’s wife; Riggins - also known as the Grandpuppy, son's dog; Seis Amigos - two couples from our condo complex and my wife and I; Soxfather – my brother-in-law (whom I miss more than I can ever explain); Tia Loca – wife’s younger sister; Wingman – my son in law; Upstairs Neighbors – American couple and great friends who live in condo above us in Panama; Wingmom – Wingman’s mom, of course

Czeching In

My weekend of re-connecting with my Stateside friends continued yesterday when we journeyed to the wilds of Leicester for a very fun dinner with our Czech friends. We hadn’t seen them since their epic visit to join us for the equally epic 70th birthday party at the Panamanian condo in February. The Shadow continues to grow up which is scary enough in its own right. She’s now working and getting ready to obtain her driver’s license. That’s enough to rub salt in the wound of feeling old. She also created my personal kryptonite, those cursedly delicious chocolate chip cookies. I may have to double my workouts this week to deal with the aftermath of my uncontrolled consumption. They were so good.

The Great Crew Last Night

It was so good seeing these friends again. They prepared a fantastic meal and made sure they included enough dead animal flesh with the exotic Czech dishes they knew I wouldn’t attempt. My picky eating habits are always one of the first topics covering at one of these dinners. They are good sports about my finicky palate. We were joined by their neighbors, stalwart members of the Latina Mafia which always adds to the fun. We were treated to a photo show that included one of their trips home as well as the ones from their time in Panama. It felt like coming home, spending this evening with good friends. We left with yet another large bag of books that the Shadow routinely bequeaths to the FBR.

The A-Z watch continued with four movies, all keepers: X-Men The Last Stand – kind of dark ending to the original cast but great final battle scene; XXX – kind of goofy action flick but Diesel is perfect before he started taking himself so seriously; XXX The Return of Xander Cage – screwing up that original concept but still some fun action sequences; Yes Man – one of my favorite Jim Carrey films.

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ABFA – Amazing Best Family Athlete – my daughter in law; BR3 – Blog Reader #3 – granddaughter #3; BRS - Blog Reader the Sequel - second granddaughter; Cantankerous Friend – friend since grade school who likes to argue about everything, poses as radical leftist to attract women; CRC - Connecticut Riverboat Captain – another close friend from high school, renowned sailor of the big river; Curbside Girls – close friends of my daughter acquired during her single days in Brooklyn; Czech Connection – Czech couple who’ve become good friends along with their daughter (the Czech Shadow); Deckzilla – our backyard deck which grew to monstrous dimensions once my wife got involved in planning; Favorite Panamanian - the wife (of course); FBR - First Blog Reader - first granddaughter; First Friday – celebrations to mark the First Friday of the Week; Great Aunt - my elder sister; Keene Friends 1 & 2 – friends since high school from my home town of Keene, NH; Kindergarten Friend – friend since kindergarten whom I reunited with after many years; Maine and Virginia Musqueteras – two close friends of my wife – her US sisters, my wife is the 3^rd Musquetera (musketeer); Namesake Nephew – son of Great Aunt and Soxfather named after me; Neighborhood Mafioso - wife's close friend and Panamanian mafia member; PanaGals – female relatives /friends of my wife from Panama; Panamanian/Latin Mafia – inevitable group of Latino friends my wife accumulates wherever we have lived & their spouses; PCR - Pittsburgh College Roommate – high school friend, also a “Minor Celebrity” in Pittsburgh; PCR+1 - Pittsburgh College Roommate’s wife; Riggins - also known as the Grandpuppy, son's dog; Seis Amigos - two couples from our condo complex and my wife and I; Soxfather – my brother-in-law (whom I miss more than I can ever explain); Tia Loca – wife’s younger sister; Wingman – my son in law; Upstairs Neighbors – American couple and great friends who live in condo above us in Panama; Wingmom – Wingman’s mom, of course

Neighborhood Conclaving

We had a very fun evening yesterday, which was appropriate given that it was the First Friday of the Week. This was our first opportunity to hang out with the Neighborhood Mafioso’s since our stateside return. Our dance card had been thoroughly engaged with granddaughter activities which is a strong trump card. Yesterday was also the 75^th birthday of the Mafioso husband which meant recognition had to be undertaken. He’s a dedicated homebody so that meant we were crossing the street to celebrate at his home. Some of the best times in recent years have been sitting around their kitchen island as the birthday boy is one of the funniest people I know.

Fun Night with this Bunch

She Does Smile

We ferried our traditional Friday pizza over with us as well as a “couple” adult beverages. We soon found ourselves laughing, which always seems to happen when the four of us get together. The birthday boy and I must refine our beer smuggling technique because my Favorite Panamanian was on top of all attempts at subterfuge. This even happened when she and her counterpart were shopping together online. I know this happened because I found a couple items emailed to me when I opened my phone today, fruits of their search.  The best part of the evening was reminiscing about how the world has changed in our time aboard. We remembered living with front and back doors left unlocked for weeks on end, not even knowing if there were keys. That type of stuff gets scoffed at when we’re with the younger crowd. Being able to remember the shared experiences of our youth is always fertile ground when we’re with a group of similar age. I know those scoffers will be doing the same thing in their seventies, it comes with the territory.

FBR With one of Her Best Buds
Ready for School Spirit Day

The FBR was costumed for school spirit day yesterday which she took full advantage of, as you can clearly see in the accompanying photo. During the Family Facetime call, the BRS showed us her school project. She was required to research and then present on a famous American. She chose Walt Disney and when we complimented her on the poster she created, she then launched on her entire presentation for us. It was more than cool. BR3 was trying to hide behind a teddy bear but did translate a photo the ABFA had posted on Instagram. It was one of her final projects as she winds down her kindergarten year. It was a poster where she proclaims she gets grouchy when her mother denies her candy. Truth there.   

The A-Z watch continued with five movies, all keepers: X-Men Days of Future Past – watching the movies in the mythologically correct order, possibly best in the entire series with both old and new playing same characters in film; X-Men Origins Wolverine – interesting origin story even with the historically bad Deadpool; X-Men Apocalypse – great action film fighting an ancient Egyptian mutant; X-Men – the original and still holds up well; X-2 – rushed sequel but good to see the evil colonel get his just desserts.

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ABFA – Amazing Best Family Athlete – my daughter in law; BR3 – Blog Reader #3 – granddaughter #3; BRS - Blog Reader the Sequel - second granddaughter; Cantankerous Friend – friend since grade school who likes to argue about everything, poses as radical leftist to attract women; CRC - Connecticut Riverboat Captain – another close friend from high school, renowned sailor of the big river; Curbside Girls – close friends of my daughter acquired during her single days in Brooklyn; Czech Connection – Czech couple who’ve become good friends along with their daughter (the Czech Shadow); Deckzilla – our backyard deck which grew to monstrous dimensions once my wife got involved in planning; Favorite Panamanian - the wife (of course); FBR - First Blog Reader - first granddaughter; First Friday – celebrations to mark the First Friday of the Week; Great Aunt - my elder sister; Keene Friends 1 & 2 – friends since high school from my home town of Keene, NH; Kindergarten Friend – friend since kindergarten whom I reunited with after many years; Maine and Virginia Musqueteras – two close friends of my wife – her US sisters, my wife is the 3^rd Musquetera (musketeer); Namesake Nephew – son of Great Aunt and Soxfather named after me; Neighborhood Mafioso - wife's close friend and Panamanian mafia member; PanaGals – female relatives /friends of my wife from Panama; Panamanian/Latin Mafia – inevitable group of Latino friends my wife accumulates wherever we have lived & their spouses; PCR - Pittsburgh College Roommate – high school friend, also a “Minor Celebrity” in Pittsburgh; PCR+1 - Pittsburgh College Roommate’s wife; Riggins - also known as the Grandpuppy, son's dog; Seis Amigos - two couples from our condo complex and my wife and I; Soxfather – my brother-in-law (whom I miss more than I can ever explain); Tia Loca – wife’s younger sister; Wingman – my son in law; Upstairs Neighbors – American couple and great friends who live in condo above us in Panama; Wingmom – Wingman’s mom, of course

Doubled Up

My Favorite Panamanian and I thoroughly enjoyed a true rarity for date night yesterday – a double date. Keene Friend and his lady journeyed down to Worcester to join us for a movie and dinner. We went to see the Mandalorian and Grogu and followed that up with dinner at a nearby steakhouse. What was very cool about the evening was the new addition, Keene Friend’s lady, fit in perfectly. It might have daunted someone of less quality to join a group where everyone else has known each other as close friends for more than forty years. She and my wife immediately began comparing notes on gardening as soon as they arrived. They are both former Army wives, they had that to discuss as well.

The Very Fun Dinner
With our Dazzling Dates

I’m not saying date night was getting stale in any way shape or form (that way lies madness), but this was a very nice break in the tradition of just my wife and I. Keene Friend’s usual dry (bordering on desiccated) wit was in top form but my Favorite Panamanian said something to him that actually had him blushing (rare, that). I wasn’t ready for the night to end but they had the long drive home in front of them. Once again, time spent with friends – the definitive coin of the realm.

Her Grandkid had Sent her a Photo Like This
Proudly Proclaiming he had Seen the Movie
So This Was Return Fire to Him for Her

Not as much fun was to be had today but there was a rewarding aspect for me. We are blessed with extremely nice neighbors next-door. They’re an elderly couple, immigrants from Syria. A couple weeks ago he asked my Favorite Panamanian if I would be willing to help them out by applying sealant to their driveway. He has a bunch of health issues which made the effort too much for him. Yesterday I power washed their driveway and today, after my swim workout, I bought the buckets of sealant and began work. When I gave him the change from the Home Depot purchase, he tried to have me keep it (several hundred dollars) as a way to thank me. I told him that’s not what neighbors do and wouldn’t take the cash. We got the driveway all taken care of with the sole price being a sore back from all the squeegeeing. I know I am immensely frustrating for his wife because she loves to cook and would normally prepare something as a way of thanks. She specializes in ethnic dishes which, of course, given my restricted tastes, is not available to her. She has tried for the ten years we’ve lived here to get me to eat some of her delicacies. My streak remains intact.

I surprised the Favorite Panamanian yesterday when I revealed I had booked another European trip for later this year. After a ten-year relentless advertising campaign by the Viking Corporation, I finally decided to call them about one of those riverboat cruises which I receive brochures for every two months. With the skyrocketing cost of airline tickets, we had decided to forego a trip this year. We’ve heard good things about the river boat cruises from friends. The latest brochure proclaimed they would cover the roundtrip airfare for the cruise. Of course, they tried to give me the loose leg when I brought that up. At that point I told the agent to cancel the trip we were planning and he suddenly found the same trip on another date that offered the promised free air. I’m excited because I’ve always wanted to see Vienna and Budapest, two of the cities we’ll be cruising through.

I really liked this latest Star Wars entry. I watched all of the tv series so I was up on the mythology involved. The action was nearly non-stop as Mando and his little buddy help the New Republic scoop up regional imperial warlords trying to take advantage of the fall of the empire. The storm troopers still haven’t learned to shoot, something Mando has no problem with, but they provide the requisite fodder for the shootouts. They kept Grogu as a puppet instead of trying to CGI him which I think is the way to go. The plot gets a little silly at times, mainly when Grogu and the miniature mechanics are on their own, clearly aimed at the youngest demographic. The movie does a very effective job continuing the world building Disney has been involved in since taking over the franchise. Jabba the Hut’s kid has a major role which I never saw coming. A great summer escape movie, turns out, this is the way!

The A-Z watch continued with four movies, three keepers: Wrath of the Titans – not sure why I got this, don’t have the first one in the series and it is just dumb, eject; The X-Files Fight the Future – finally getting some clarity on exactly what the alien issue was after so many years wondering during the tv series; The X-Files I Want to Believe – back to concept of what the tv series so watchable and great to finally see Scully and Mulder together romantically; X-Men First Class – watching the movies in the mythologically correct order, really good action flick.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------RECURRING CHARACTERS:                                

ABFA – Amazing Best Family Athlete – my daughter in law; BR3 – Blog Reader #3 – granddaughter #3; BRS - Blog Reader the Sequel - second granddaughter; Cantankerous Friend – friend since grade school who likes to argue about everything, poses as radical leftist to attract women; CRC - Connecticut Riverboat Captain – another close friend from high school, renowned sailor of the big river; Curbside Girls – close friends of my daughter acquired during her single days in Brooklyn; Czech Connection – Czech couple who’ve become good friends along with their daughter (the Czech Shadow); Deckzilla – our backyard deck which grew to monstrous dimensions once my wife got involved in planning; Favorite Panamanian - the wife (of course); FBR - First Blog Reader - first granddaughter; First Friday – celebrations to mark the First Friday of the Week; Great Aunt - my elder sister; Keene Friends 1 & 2 – friends since high school from my home town of Keene, NH; Kindergarten Friend – friend since kindergarten whom I reunited with after many years; Maine and Virginia Musqueteras – two close friends of my wife – her US sisters, my wife is the 3^rd Musquetera (musketeer); Namesake Nephew – son of Great Aunt and Soxfather named after me; Neighborhood Mafioso - wife's close friend and Panamanian mafia member; PanaGals – female relatives /friends of my wife from Panama; Panamanian/Latin Mafia – inevitable group of Latino friends my wife accumulates wherever we have lived & their spouses; PCR - Pittsburgh College Roommate – high school friend, also a “Minor Celebrity” in Pittsburgh; PCR+1 - Pittsburgh College Roommate’s wife; Riggins - also known as the Grandpuppy, son's dog; Seis Amigos - two couples from our condo complex and my wife and I; Soxfather – my brother-in-law (whom I miss more than I can ever explain); Tia Loca – wife’s younger sister; Wingman – my son in law; Upstairs Neighbors – American couple and great friends who live in condo above us in Panama; Wingmom – Wingman’s mom, of course

Musquetera Libertad

My Favorite Panamanian slept late today which was only to be expected after a whirlwind weekend with the Maine Musquetera. That worthy showed up late Friday afternoon and they were headed out shopping within a half hour of her arrival. That continued for the entire weekend until her departure Sunday afternoon. I had to adjust my routines for the small part of time when they were home, no more naked walks around the second floor after showers. They were joined in their acquisitional pursuits by the Neighborhood Mafioso and other members of the local Latina Mafia. It’s rare that I see so little of my wife when she is technically in residence, but this happens when these two sisters of the heart get together. When she left yesterday afternoon, I thanked her for the “libertad” she provided.

The Musqueteras Heading out Friday

She also arrived bearing gifts. A renowned maker of cakes, she prepared a half dozen homemade chocolate cupcakes for me. I don’t know why they think they need to bribe me, but I’ll take it. Their absence provided a rare, completely free weekend, bereft of supervision. I seized on that opportunity to knock out a project my wife had requested. I wanted to surprise her when she returned from scouring the retail environment. She requested I move a large cement statue from one side of her vast garden complex to another. The only problem was the stump remaining when she had me cut down a tree last year in the new location.

Statue in its New Home

I didn’t want to attempt this with her onsite because the stump removal had to take place within a circle of tulips which she declared I had to preserve. That was the most difficult part of the effort. I had a deft touch with the shovel but that isn’t always possible when wielding an axe with as much force as I was (a lot of sneaky fun until I remembered the underground utility lines beneath the garden). With the aide of the axe and a branch cutter I was finally extracted the stump and roots which were not in favor of my actions. I think “most” of the tulips survived but at least I have stand off until next spring to learn their fate and my attendant spousal remonstration. The statue is a very heavy cement relic from my mother’s garden that we inherited. She always has me moving the damned thing two or three times a year in its old location so I’m hoping this new place is its permanent home. She was very pleased when she got back while casting a penetrating look at the circle of tulips.

The Stump I Dug Out

After this very physical effort, I retreated to the Man Cave for most of the rest of the very rainy weekend. A serious impact was made on the A-Z watch as a result. If you want a very bizarre movie watching experience, watch The Wizard of Oz and the Wolf of Wall Street on the same day. It was fully weird. I’m in the serious home stretch on the watch and should be into the X’s in the next couple days. The physical therapy sessions and the exercises the therapist has me doing seems to be working on the rotator cuff injury. I’ve found myself lifting my left arm without thinking and not experiencing the pain I had since mid-February associated with those type movements. I also moved the statue without issue, so definite progress.

FBR Scaling Obstacles

Then Swinging Off

My daughter sent me these pictures of the FBR scaling some sort of inside obstacle course this weekend. I’m not sure exactly what was going on, outside of the fact that the FBR looks like a fully grown teenager instead of just ten years old. I guess she needed some recreational action after her hockey season ended. Up in New Hampshire the BRS accompanied her dad, my son, to the Mandalorian movie and said it was great. I’ll find out tomorrow.

Finally, today is Memorial Day. If you haven’t already, please send up a prayer for all those heroes who made the ultimate sacrifice to insure we live in a free country. I know the past few years have been tough with all kinds of warts growing on that freedom, but we still live in arguably the most successful experiment in the concept of freedom the world has ever seen. We owe that, oft-times taken for granted, liberty to men and women whose sacrifices run from their bodies left on Lexington Green to a thousand battlefields around the globe. Remember them and please honor their sacrifice no matter what you think about the transitory politicians who benefit because of it.

The A-Z watch continued with eight movies, seven keepers: Windtalkers – could have been special if they hadn’t butchered the military aspects so badly and forgot to spotlight the actual code talkers, eject; The Wizard of Oz – finally added to the library, a great watch full of nostalgia; Wizards – well remembered and still enjoyable 1970s animated fantasy from Ralph Bakshi; The Wolf of Wall Street – hard to root for anybody in this as everybody is inherently evil, still a great ride; The Wolverine – Hugh takes his claws to Japan in a story spanning generations; Working Girl – holds up well as a romcom with a fantastic cast and a great song; The World’s End – a movie about a pub crawl!!! You know I loved it; World War Z – epic storytelling with the political ramifications of dealing with a worldwide zombie plague.

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ABFA – Amazing Best Family Athlete – my daughter in law; BR3 – Blog Reader #3 – granddaughter #3; BRS - Blog Reader the Sequel - second granddaughter; Cantankerous Friend – friend since grade school who likes to argue about everything, poses as radical leftist to attract women; CRC - Connecticut Riverboat Captain – another close friend from high school, renowned sailor of the big river; Curbside Girls – close friends of my daughter acquired during her single days in Brooklyn; Czech Connection – Czech couple who’ve become good friends along with their daughter (the Czech Shadow); Deckzilla – our backyard deck which grew to monstrous dimensions once my wife got involved in planning; Favorite Panamanian - the wife (of course); FBR - First Blog Reader - first granddaughter; First Friday – celebrations to mark the First Friday of the Week; Great Aunt - my elder sister; Keene Friends 1 & 2 – friends since high school from my home town of Keene, NH; Kindergarten Friend – friend since kindergarten whom I reunited with after many years; Maine and Virginia Musqueteras – two close friends of my wife – her US sisters, my wife is the 3^rd Musquetera (musketeer); Namesake Nephew – son of Great Aunt and Soxfather named after me; Neighborhood Mafioso - wife's close friend and Panamanian mafia member; PanaGals – female relatives /friends of my wife from Panama; Panamanian/Latin Mafia – inevitable group of Latino friends my wife accumulates wherever we have lived & their spouses; PCR - Pittsburgh College Roommate – high school friend, also a “Minor Celebrity” in Pittsburgh; PCR+1 - Pittsburgh College Roommate’s wife; Riggins - also known as the Grandpuppy, son's dog; Seis Amigos - two couples from our condo complex and my wife and I; Soxfather – my brother-in-law (whom I miss more than I can ever explain); Tia Loca – wife’s younger sister; Wingman – my son in law; Upstairs Neighbors – American couple and great friends who live in condo above us in Panama; Wingmom – Wingman’s mom, of course

Classmating Again

I was at it again yesterday. I used to do thunder runs back to my hometown for my mental health (what little I possess). In the last couple years I’ve been given a welcome addition to my list of excuses to run home – the monthly luncheon for the stalwart class of KHS 1973. These worthies gather in commendable numbers each month for no other reason than it is fun to hang out with each other. It helps that the vast majority of us are now retired. One of my heartfelt goals upon retiring from the military was to find my way home. While I eventually discovered this meant being around friends and family and not tied to a geographic location; this monthly event combines the two.

Table One Yesterday

I always love returning to my hometown, if for no other reason than to torture my kids with another picture of Wheelock School to remind them I went to kindergarten there. I think at some point in the future they are going to block my number when they hear I’m going to be in Keene. Yesterday’s gathering was representative of the shared pleasure of the classmates. We met a week earlier than usual because we had a classmate who defected to Alabama and was visiting for just this week. This opportunity to see her brought in a few other classmates who haven’t been able to join us previously. The time together slides by really quickly, which is another firm indicator that a good time is being had.

The Rest of the Very Cute Gathering

Since this is always a good time and I am nothing if not predictable when it comes to socializing, we’ve added a corollary event to the monthly luncheon. That would be the usual thunder run back to Keene, with aspects of reconnaissance for the annual November pub crawl (that’s my story and etc. etc). It gets expensive because my Favorite Panamanian uses this opportunity to shop but more than worth it for the pleasure involved (for both of us). You simply cannot put a price on the time spent hanging out with lifelong friends. I’m not saying my wife doesn’t make a gallant effort at that, but, still, a win. Keene Friend and the Cantankerous One joined me in walking over to what is now called the Owl’s Nest but will always be know in fame and not a small bit of infamy as Penuche’s.

Still Penuche's

We solved most of the world’s problems there before moving down the street to the Lab ‘n Lager. We were joined in short order by the Kindergarten Friend who gave up his wrestling match with a pool filter to join us. We made the obligatory well lubricated call to the PCR who was more gracious than usual, even without the mollifying influence of his better half beside him (or maybe she was). Keene Friend 2 also showed up after a failed umpiring gig. We decided it was dinner time and made the customary trek across the street to Margarita’s. It is at this point we usually try to coax my Favorite Panamanian away from her pillaging. She replied, because of earlier flower buying stops, that she had had only forty five minutes with old friend TJ Maxx and that was nowhere near enough. She claimed not to be hungry either which I doubted but, again, I only get 49% of the vote.

Keene Friend and Cantankerous With me in the Nest

While the kindergarten friend had to depart, we were joined by another classmate, who has been hanging out with Keene Friend 1 recently. She added a much-needed touch of elegance to our scruffy lot and provided some hilarious stories about her time as security at the local theater. In the funniest event of the day the wait staff at Margarita’s rose to the occasion to punk the Cantankerous Friend. Last month they made an error in bringing him tacos instead of his requested enchiladas. As he is wont to do, he made a big deal about that when ordering this time claiming aggrieved status for the prior month’s error. I whispered to our very cute waitress who nodded sagely and arranged the moment. When the orders came, she flourished a plate of tacos in front of him which had the seemingly impossible effect of making him quiet. Not only that, but the waitress from the prior month’s error was also on hand to twist the sword, clearly remembering this customer. The entire table descended into laughter and the Cantankerous One got his enchiladas. A very fun time.

Lab 'n Lager with Kindergarten Friend 

I’ve got to learn to keep my mouth shut when it comes to complaining about New England weather. Last week I commented on Frail Deeds about how cold May had been. Earlier this week New England dropped the hammer on me for my impudence. We had three days of record setting heat, along with some tropical levels of humidity. It’s the first time in my life I can remember having both the heat and the air conditioning  on during the same week. New England 1 - Frail Deeds Dancer 0. I expect a little freedom this weekend as the Maine Musquetera is scheduled to arrive and I’m sure shopping will be involved. Since I wouldn’t dare intrude on that activity unless a firearm was pointed at my head and even then I’d have to think hard I’m a free agent.

Saying Goodbye to Keene as we Shuffled Home

For date night this week my Favorite Panamanian and I saw In the Grey. This is Guy Ritchie’s latest action flick with some of his usual collaborators in Eiza González and Henry Cavill with the welcome addition of Jake Gyllenhaal. Ritchie does action proud each time out and this is no exception. I also liked that Gonzalez isn’t just a pretty face (she certainly still has that going for her) but the mastermind behind a plot to recover a billion dollars from the villain. The villain employs one of the GOT wildings in underused fashion. Cavill and Gyllenhaal share great chemistry as they carry out Gonzalez’ plans. Beautifully shot, I’m surprised I have heard more about this, a great little movie.

The A-Z watch continued with five movies, all keepers: Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice – new addition to the library, all the fun of the original; The Wild Geese – love this 1970s action flick with Richard Burton about mercenaries in Africa; Wild Things – film noir updated with some really steamy scenes, Denise Richards in her prime and altogether (Yikes!); Willow – really great fantasy epic with Val Kilmer at his best; Wind River – kind of depressing but ultimately very strong drama in Wyoming winter, makes you feel cold watching, pre-Yellowstone Tyler Sheridan.

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ABFA – Amazing Best Family Athlete – my daughter in law; BR3 – Blog Reader #3 – granddaughter #3; BRS - Blog Reader the Sequel - second granddaughter; Cantankerous Friend – friend since grade school who likes to argue about everything, poses as radical leftist to attract women; CRC - Connecticut Riverboat Captain – another close friend from high school, renowned sailor of the big river; Curbside Girls – close friends of my daughter acquired during her single days in Brooklyn; Czech Connection – Czech couple who’ve become good friends along with their daughter (the Czech Shadow); Deckzilla – our backyard deck which grew to monstrous dimensions once my wife got involved in planning; Favorite Panamanian - the wife (of course); FBR - First Blog Reader - first granddaughter; First Friday – celebrations to mark the First Friday of the Week; Great Aunt - my elder sister; Keene Friends 1 & 2 – friends since high school from my home town of Keene, NH; Kindergarten Friend – friend since kindergarten whom I reunited with after many years; Maine and Virginia Musqueteras – two close friends of my wife – her US sisters, my wife is the 3^rd Musquetera (musketeer); Namesake Nephew – son of Great Aunt and Soxfather named after me; Neighborhood Mafioso - wife's close friend and Panamanian mafia member; PanaGals – female relatives /friends of my wife from Panama; Panamanian/Latin Mafia – inevitable group of Latino friends my wife accumulates wherever we have lived & their spouses; PCR - Pittsburgh College Roommate – high school friend, also a “Minor Celebrity” in Pittsburgh; PCR+1 - Pittsburgh College Roommate’s wife; Riggins - also known as the Grandpuppy, son's dog; Seis Amigos - two couples from our condo complex and my wife and I; Soxfather – my brother-in-law (whom I miss more than I can ever explain); Tia Loca – wife’s younger sister; Wingman – my son in law; Upstairs Neighbors – American couple and great friends who live in condo above us in Panama; Wingmom – Wingman’s mom, of course