Wednesday, July 5, 2023

Taking One on the Chin

For a while last night I was convinced the cosmos was in some way opposed to the FBR seeing 4th of July fireworks this year. Our first attempt was canceled due to weather and I thought we were all set last night as we confidently strode into Polar Park to watch a Worcester Red Sox game to be followed by fireworks. Literally three minutes after we entered, the FBR came walking slowly back from the centerfield playground where she had run over to play as soon as we walked in. She pointed to a seemingly small cut on the underside of her chin. She had slipped and fallen on her first playground apparatus. I thought it was a minor cut but my Favorite Panamanian got a better look at it and immediately headed over to the nearby security folks.

FBR With the Paramedic
They summoned a paramedic who appeared quickly and examined at the cut, which was a lot deeper than I thought. The FBR was quite stoic, without a tear, up to the point the paramedic advised us we needed to take the FBR to see a doctor because she probably needed stiches. As soon as the FBR heard that, she dissolved, disconsolate at that impending procedure. I figured our night was over as we headed back out the gate as the WooSox normally don’t allow reentry. As we were leaving one of the gate personnel came over and told me if we did come back, to find him and he would escort us back into the game. We drove over to the nearby urgent care clinic and, since it was the 4th of July, there was no waiting which surprised me. Wingman sent us a copy of their insurance card and after a couple tear laden FaceTime calls with her parents, we were accompanying the FBR into the treatment room.

Awaiting her Stitches
The doctor confirmed the FBR would require stiches which set off another crying jag which tore at my heart to the point I almost joined her. I summoned as much strength as I could as I tried to tell her they would make every effort to keep it as painless as possible. She was truly terrified of the concept of stitches (she is seven years old, so understandable). My Favorite Panamanian came up with the idea of having her watch funny cat videos on my iPhone while the procedure took place. They packed the wound with some deadening cream which helped with the injection of the pain killing drug into the wound. I then held the phone above her face while she received six stiches, once again in full stoic mode, so brave. I’m never queasy when I’ve received stiches bit it was incredibly tough watching them sew up the FBR’s chin.

All Stitched Up
Once it was over, she was back to being the bright, bubbly granddaughter and asked how long it would take to get back to the game. We returned and although the parking lot had a sign out that it was full, I explained to the attendant what happened and he allowed us to reenter without paying again. As we walked up to the gate, the guy I spoke with as we were leaving spotted us, and escorted us through the gate. A guy in a golf cart asked what was going on and when informed, aided (more on him later). We made a bee line for a very late dinner of ballpark franks and I was then summarily sent in search of cotton candy for both of my female companions. I then spent some time refereeing the consumption of that sweet delicacy while trying to keep an eye on the game. We got back in time for the bottom of the sixth inning. We had only standing room tickets so we ended up in one of the concession tables behind home plate where the FBR narrated the remainder of the game for me. She’s a fan. She was enthralled with the rendition of Sweet Caroline and the between innings promotions minor league baseball excels in. She was completely recovered, spirit wise from her earlier debacle.

Back at the Ballpark
After the Sox won handily, with the FBR expressing her loud approval, we looked around for the best place to watch the fireworks. My Favorite Panamanian, ever the social champion, went down into the stands and asked a lady if she would move over one seat so there would be two seats for us, one for her and one for me/FBR. The FBR was new to fireworks since her bedtimes had always worked against seeing them. In Grandparent Land, no such problem. She was completely captured with the display with almost continual “Oohs and “Ahhs” and delighted applause. She was literally bouncing as we departed despite being up a full two and a half hours after her usual bedtime (something she kept reminding us about).

Referee Time
After we got home and successfully got the still very excited FBR into the sack, I sent a late night email to the president of the WooSox (found his email address online) thanking him for the professionalism and assistance of his personnel earlier in the night. I didn’t think I’d ever get a response. I just wanted the powers to be to know their people had made a tough situation much easier. In a huge surprise, I got an answer back asking how the FBR was feeling and inviting us to another game as their guests. I received another remail this morning from the guy in the golf cart, who turned out to be a vice president of the Woo Sox. We’re now getting three tickets to the WooSox game on Friday which also includes another fireworks display afterwards. Classy organization.

Awaiting Fireworks

Entranced

Night Completely Turned Around
One movie fell in my A-Z watch, a marginal keeper, Dumb and Dumber To, not as many laughs, flatulent cat was funny, the rest, not so much, probably wouldn’t keep it except it’s a sequel

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RECURRING CHARACTERS:                                     

ABFA – Amazing Best Family Athlete - my daughter in law; BR3 – Blog Reader #3 – granddaughter #3; BRS - Blog Reader the Sequel - second granddaughter; Cantankerous Friend – friend since grade school who likes to argue about everything, poses as radical leftist to attract women; CRC - Connecticut Riverboat Captain – another close friend from high school, renowned sailor of the big river; Curbside Girls – close friends of my daughter acquired during him her single days in Brooklyn; Deckzilla – our backyard deck which grew to monstrous dimensions once my wife got involved in planning; Favorite Panamanian - the wife (of course); FBR - First Blog Reader - first granddaughter; First Friday – celebrations to mark the First Friday of the Week; Great Aunt - my elder sister; Keene Friends 1 & 2 – friends since high school from my home town of Keene, NH; Kindergarten Friend – friend since kindergarten whom I reunited with after many years; Maine and Virginia Musqueteras – two close friends of my wife – her US sisters, my wife is the 3rd Musquetera (musketeer); Namesake Nephew – son of Great Aunt and Soxfather named after me; Neighborhood Mafioso - wife's close friend and Panamanian mafia member; PanaGals – female relatives /friends of my wife from Panama; Panamanian/Latin Mafia – inevitable group of Latino friends my wife accumulates wherever we have lived & their spouses; PCR - Pittsburgh College Roommate– high school friend, also a “Minor Celebrity” in Pittsburgh; PCR+1 - Pittsburgh College Roommate’s wife; Riggins - also known as the Grandpuppy, son's dog; Soxfather - my brother in law; Tia Loca – wife’s younger sister; Wingman – my son in law; Wingmom – Wingman’s mom, of course

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