Serious Beckoning Going on Here |
Yesterday was spent charging
around getting things done in preparation for the absence, including as new dog
license for Buddy. I first had to sit
through a board meeting, always a joy with the “Voices of Inappropriate Worth” out
in force and at full throat. It was
somehow easier to take knowing I’ll be sitting on a beach next week while they’ll
be welcoming the return of winter weather in beautiful downtown Worcester .
Buddy Sporting his New License Making it Incrementally Harder to Sneak up on the Squirrels |
One of the toughest things
about this prep phase was the departure of my boon companion, Buddy the Wonder
Pooch. My sister always welcomes the opportunity
to get what she refers to as her “Buddy Fix” and it makes me feel good to have
him hanging around with people he knows versus a kennel. It was still hard to let him go, he’s become such
a fixture in my life. We’re almost like
codependents with my wife being gone.
I drove Buddy down to Rhode Island and he immediately
fell into his routine with his cousin Bailey.
He did get nervous when he spied me edging towards the door to leave. My sister mentioned the word “treats” and his
devotion to his stomach overcame his heart.
I’m sure he’ll enjoy his time in the discipline free zone for pets that
my too kind sister operates in.
Bailey and a Demonically Happy Buddy in the Land of Constant Treats |
I returned home to pack my
suitcase, compressing my wife’s usual week long exercise into a mere twenty
five minutes (she would have been aghast at my lack of indecisiveness). Sitting down to watch a really bad movie is
when Buddy’s absence really hit home. It
wasn’t just that I no longer had to provide a security screen around my snack
either. I’ve really grown accustomed to
sharing life with him over the past week, having him fall asleep next to me on
the couch, and trying to push me out my seat.
Sing it Harvey! Next Week's Weather Map! |
Watching the evening weather
news cheered me up considerably; especially when they started talking about
next week’s forecast. The January thaw
is ending abruptly (and if I might say appropriately) a few hours after my
plane leaves. The words frigid and
sub-zero wind chills were thrown about to describe the days I’ll be lounging on
the aforementioned beach. So. Cheers!!! I do feel a little guilty
(who am I kidding!).
Wednesday and Thursday - To The Beach!!!!!! |
I did receive some
telephonic spousal counseling last night on my fashion choices for the past
week; especially when I revealed the color pants I wore (who knew that was
important?). My evil plan to ensure she
feels obligated to return, if only to rescue the general public from my fashion
choices, seems to be taking root.
Dress Down Fridays Are Fraught with Lesser Peril |
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