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When we’re visiting our Keene friend Buddy sleeps
in his cage in the kitchen and usually there’s no problem whatsoever. My friend lives in an area
infested with kids who attend nearby Keene State College. Since this was a Saturday night, the night of
the Pumkinfest, they’re college kids, and they had some fireworks – well you do
the math. My wife woke me from a sound (very
sound) sleep after a half hour and said she could hear Buddy freaking out
downstairs.
I went down, thinking he
only needed to pay a call to nature so I took him outside. As soon as we were outside the enterprising young
college kids launched a salvo of fireworks a block away. Buddy decided he needed to seek cover under
my friend’s porch and I now understood what had him so freaked out.
I put him back in the cage
but now I was wide awake and since I was sensitized to his plight (pendejo that
he is) I couldn’t fall asleep because I could hear him trying to escape from the
cage all night. Every time he would
settle down and stop running laps inside his cage, another fireworks display
would go off and he would be re-energized.
The kids finally ran out of fireworks and or beer around 3:30am and
Buddy settled down about a half hour later.
When I recounted this to my
wife in the morning she came up with a brilliant idea. She suggested we start a loud party out in
the street near the den of the college kids at 6am. This would be a significant
payback to our late night tormentors but I figured they could probably sleep
through anything at that point – I know I could at their age.
We drove home through some
truly spectacular New England foliage. I fell in love again with the NFL red zone
before the Patriots’ increasingly routine 4th quarter meltdowns. This time against the hated Jets, this made
for a very squirmy session in my Sunday couch potato position. Brady, however, finally looked like Brady
again. It was as if they decided to stop
screwing around with experiments and let him play to his strengths. It was a nice recovery but the Patriots will
have to figure something out in their secondary if they hope to do anything
this year.
Speaking of recoveries,
Buddy spent the entire day in a semi-comatose state. He slept through the entire ride home, something
he never does. He was also asleep almost
the entire day at home, even when I was yelling at the TV screen. The front yard squirrels had a day of rest.
Buddy's Chosen Position Most of Yesterday |
Front Yard Yesterday |
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