Friday, March 22, 2024

Whirlwind Mountain Trip

I’m back at my Las Lajas base after a couple days running around the mountains of Central Panama. For some reason Facebook wouldn’t allow me to post my last Frail Deeds post. I got a message that the post resembled spam even though I have specifically avoided putting any kind of advertising in the blog. For someone wanting to catch up, you can tap the post on the right, titled 7 Days etc. That post lays out why my Favorite Panamanian was able to pry me away from the beach, seven days without swimming due to the recalcitrant ear. She’s incredibly close to the ex-wife of one of her cousins who lives in the mountain town of Volcan. So that’s where we headed on Wednesday morning.

Wife and her Friend in Volcan
And the Upstairs Neighbors
We found a new road to Volcan which avoided having to drive through the traffic excesses of Concepcion. We were spending the night in the apartment the lady were coming to see rents out. It was luckily free for the night. Our hostess is a recognized artist and has beautifully decorated her home over the years. As luck would have it, the Upstairs Neighbors also happened to be in Volcan for the day so we vectored them into our location. Our hostess’ architect son lives next door and had seven, week old, golden retriever puppies. The very proud parents were a lot of fun and absolutely beautiful. It tugged at the heart a little bit as I was reminded of our beloved goldens, gone for so long now.

The Puppies

Proud Dad and Mom
My Favorite Panamanian immediately started campaigning to acquire one of the puppies but we’ll be back in the States before they’re available. That’s fortunate timing because I’m not sure I could have resisted. We all went for a fun lunch at a local eatery where I scored a rare, for Panama, treat, chocolate chip cookies!  The neighbors had to return to the beach while we retreated back to our hostess’ home. I went into this visit with my eyes wide open. I knew what was going to happen. I brought a fully charged Kindle because when my wife gets together with this friend, the conversation is going to be constant, without break. I set up in the breezy, terrace, enjoying the cooler mountain air, and started reading.

Los Brezos Dinner
My Favorite Panamanian came up for air in the early evening and we snuck out for a dinner at a nice local restaurant/hotel, Los Brezos, where I scored the pepperoni pizza I was denied last Friday. Then it was back to the house and the conversation. I was coaxed into the main house with a promise of chocolate cake and cable television. I watched a Marvel movie in Spanish while the two ladies carried on. I couldn’t hear much of the dialogue over the spousal conversation, because, as I have stated before, in Panama, the loudest one gets to talk first in any conversation. Our hostess is originally from Brazil but she’s been in Panamá long enough to acquire that tendency. Of course, she was up against the recognized master of the spoken word, my Favorite Panamanian. I retired after the movie while the ladies carried on, briefly noting my departure. I was awoken, despite my wife’s best attempts to quietly enter the room, around 2am which is when they finally ran out of either words or energy. I’m guessing energy. They picked up right where they left off in the morning as we prepared to leave. One of the developments of the night before dialog was a plan to return for a week next year where my wife will receive painting lessons. I’ll probably be left at the beach (hopefully). My Favorite Panamanian had also planned on stopping by another recently acquired friend in another mountain town so they reluctantly had to break off the conversation. This was indeed fortunate because my kindle was warning me it was almost out of power.

42 Years Later
We took a quick trip up the mountain road towards Cerro Punta to stop by the hotel where we spent our honeymoon 42 years ago. We stayed there a couple years ago and were disappointed that it seemed to be on a downward spiral. There must be new ownership because it looked great. Our next stop was the mountain town of Boquete. We reached it through a back road we’ve taken a couple times which I really enjoy riving because of the twists and turns and abject natural beauty the mountains of Panama offer. We arrived in Boquete in time for lunch and gelato (a wifely requirement whenever we visit and who am I to object?). Our new friends, who are considering buying the condo next to ours, live in a gated golf community called Valle Escondido.

Our Honeymoon Room on Bottom Left
There were a couple layers of security in this place and it was obvious this was a very exclusive place. One of the security guys jumped in a golf cart to escort us to our destination. This is where a large percentage of the foreign ex-pats of Boquete live, including a lot of Americans. We spent a nice short visit with our new friends in their villa where it was obvious they are really “well off”. He’s from Oregon and she’s yet another Brazilian and they feel like long time friends already. We hope they can make the condo purchase and we’ll have to increase our gang to “Ocho Amigos”. We wended our way out of Valle Escondido, which means Hidden Valley. It really is, within walking distance of downtown Boquete but hidden between two of the towering mountain ridges endemic to the area. Luckily my wife wanted to shop in Boquete. I know. That sounds weird. Me using the word “luck” in the same sentence saying my wife wanting to shop. The luck involves her forgetting her pocket book back in the friends’’ villa. If we hadn’t stopped to shop, she wouldn’t have noticed until we were back in David, well out of the mountains and the friends were leaving the next day for the States.

Lunch in Boquete
Side of Friend's Villa
Our immediate return to Valle Escondido involved a lot more drama. We were following a taxi towards our destination along with the security guard. There is a narrow twisting road up a steep hill and the taxi couldn’t make it up and started falling back towards us. He stopped short of us but decided he couldn’t make it up, so I had to back the rest of the way back down the road with verbal assistance from the security guard, the taxi driver, and, loudly, from my wife. As luck (there’s that word again) would have it, the backup camera screen in the car was hard to see since the sun was at a bad angle hitting it directly. The paved road was just a little wider than the car and lined with expensive foliage on either side. I ended up with my back tire off the road and that’s when I started getting a lot more “guidance” from all three sources. I finally blocked them all out and guided on the near side of the road which I could see. We got the taxi down, us up to the villa, pocket book retrieved, and the wife shopping. After a brief stop in David to see her mom, we just missed arriving back at the condo in time for the sunset. Small worry, it was good to be home and I’d just had a truly enjoyable time with my better half in some of the most beautiful terrain in the world. In two days, I’m back in the water!!!!

Back on the Beach This Morning, Still no Swimming
But the Kindle is Recharged
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RECURRING CHARACTERS:                                     

ABFA – Amazing Best Family Athlete - my daughter in law; BR3 – Blog Reader #3 – granddaughter #3; BRS - Blog Reader the Sequel - second granddaughter; Cantankerous Friend – friend since grade school who likes to argue about everything, poses as radical leftist to attract women; CRC - Connecticut Riverboat Captain – another close friend from high school, renowned sailor of the big river; Curbside Girls – close friends of my daughter acquired during him her single days in Brooklyn; Deckzilla – our backyard deck which grew to monstrous dimensions once my wife got involved in planning; Favorite Panamanian - the wife (of course); FBR - First Blog Reader - first granddaughter; First Friday – celebrations to mark the First Friday of the Week; Great Aunt - my elder sister; Keene Friends 1 & 2 – friends since high school from my home town of Keene, NH; Kindergarten Friend – friend since kindergarten whom I reunited with after many years; Maine and Virginia Musqueteras – two close friends of my wife – her US sisters, my wife is the 3rd Musquetera (musketeer); Namesake Nephew – son of Great Aunt and Soxfather named after me; Neighborhood Mafioso - wife's close friend and Panamanian mafia member; PanaGals – female relatives /friends of my wife from Panama; Panamanian/Latin Mafia – inevitable group of Latino friends my wife accumulates wherever we have lived & their spouses; PCR - Pittsburgh College Roommate – high school friend, also a “Minor Celebrity” in Pittsburgh; PCR+1 - Pittsburgh College Roommate’s wife; Riggins - also known as the Grandpuppy, son's dog; Seis Amigos - two couples from our condo complex and my wife and I; Soxfather – my brother in law; Tia Loca – wife’s younger sister; Wingman – my son in law; Wingmom – Wingman’s mom, of course

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