Tuesday, July 21, 2020

New Family Puzzlemaster


I’ve, maybe foolishly, considered myself the family puzzle master. For some odd reason I’ve always enjoyed putting the damnable frustrating things together. Ove the past few months I’ve come to realize I’ve lost my fictional crown to my four year old granddaughter – the FBR. During our daily Facetime calls we’ve kept each other abreast of the puzzles we are working on. Since yesterday saw temperatures in triple digits in New Jersey, the FBR was confined to air-conditioned spaces and knocked off a dazzling array of puzzles, all by herself, with no adult assistance. I was stunned and a little ashamed when I only had my single puzzle completed last night. Long live the queen.
FBR's Single Day Accomplishment Without Assistance
We also caught up with the New Hampshire bunch last night. My Favorite Son was in charge of both daughters as the ABFA escaped the house for some beach yoga. She has certainly more than earned the break from the BRS and BR3. My son was holding BR3 as he walked around the house while talking with us. She was giving him a stern look that he interpreted to mean – “don’t even think about putting me down”. My son is coming to terms with having a two-year-old in the house and all that means. The BRS screamed if he walked too close to where she was playing. He jokingly commented that he thinks he might be raising a psychopath in his oldest daughter.
The Single Puzzle I Completed

Newest Retaining Wall Addition
to Wife's Vast Garden Complex
Thanks to the shortsightedness of our southern states’ leadership as well as blissfully ignorant young people gathering to party, the Pandemic is back in full swing. This means Covid 19 memes have returned with a vengeance to social media. As the northeast got things under control over the past month they had kind of died away but they’re back, thanks to our southern brothers and sisters. Once again, I include those posted by friends that caught my eye.


















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RECURRING CHARACTERS                                           
BR3 – granddaughter #3, BRS - Blog Reader the Sequel - second granddaughter; FBR - First Blog Reader - first granddaughter, ABFA – Amazing Best Family Athlete = my daughter in law; Wingman – my son in law; Keene Friends 1 & 2 – friends since high school from my home town of Keene, NH; Soxfather - my brother in law; Great Aunt - my elder sister; Cantankerous Friend – friend since grade school who likes to argue about everything, poses as radical leftist to attract women; Pittsburgh College Roommate – high school friend, also a “Minor Celebrity” in Pittsburgh; Deckzilla – our backyard deck which grew to monstrous dimensions once my wife got involved in planning; Maine and Virginia Musqueteras – two close friends of my wife – her US sisters, my wife is the 3rd musquetera (musketeer); Riggins - also known as the Grandpuppy, son's dog; PanaGals – female relatives/friends of my wife from Panama; Panamanian/Latin Mafia – inevitable group of Latino friends my wife accumulates wherever we have lived & their spouses; Neighborhood Mafioso - wife's close friend and Panamanian mafia member, Favorite Panamanian - the wife (of course); First Friday – celebrations to mark the First Friday of the Week; Curbside Girls – close friends of my daughter acquired during her single days in Brooklyn

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