Friday, April 17, 2020

Virally Impacted Fridays


I know I sound like a broken record but the lack of a proper celebration of the First Friday of the Week has to rank up there with the biggest social losses due to the coronavirus pandemic. I’m considering a class action lawsuit attacking government restrictions that have impacted on the near religious experience that is First Friday. On second thought, paying for lawyers would impact on my ability to buy beer, so, never mind. I’ve remained faithful to the creed and, as with all other quarantined Fridays I stocked up the refrigerator this morning in preparation for celebratory activities this afternoon.
My Favorite Panamanian is also getting into the swing of things this Friday. Literally. She informed me that she plans to join me in celebrating this Friday with some wine. The price she exacted for joining me on the dark side is thoroughly predictable. We will be dancing. Note to self – insure all the window blinds are drawn; no reason to scare the neighbors.
The beacon of light in our quarantined existence remains conversations with our family. The BRS loves being outside and when we caught up with her and my Favorite Son last evening she was out in the front yard jumping off her favorite rock. While she was reveling in the crisp spring air her dad was suffering. You could tell who had ¾ New England blood versus the half-Panamanian. It was funny watching him trying to convince her it was time to go inside.
The FBR was also in high form yesterday although apparently her streak of good behavior days was challenged by a mid-day snit. Wingman reported she was seriously in danger of losing her daily star which results in a weekend “movie night” with her parents. I asked the FBR about this and she solemnly replied, “I had some trouble but then I calmed down”. I could not stop laughing.
007 Progress
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RECURRING CHARACTERS                                            
BR3 – inbound granddaughter #3, BRS - Blog Reader the Sequel - second granddaughter; FBR - First Blog Reader - first granddaughter, ABFA – Amazing Best Family Athlete = my daughter in law; Wingman – my son in law; Keene Friends 1 & 2 – friends since high school from my home town of Keene, NH; Soxfather - my brother in law; Great Aunt - my elder sister; Cantankerous Friend – friend since grade school who likes to argue about everything, poses as radical leftist to attract women; Pittsburgh College Roommate – high school friend, also a “Minor Celebrity” in Pittsburgh; Deckzilla – our backyard deck which grew to monstrous dimensions once my wife got involved in planning; Maine and Virginia Musqueteras – two close friends of my wife – her US sisters, my wife is the 3rd musquetera (musketeer); Riggins - also known as the Grandpuppy, son's dog; PanaGals – female relatives/friends of my wife from Panama; Panamanian/Latin Mafia – inevitable group of Latino friends my wife accumulates wherever we have lived & their spouses; Neighborhood Mafioso - wife's close friend and Panamanian mafia member, Favorite Panamanian - the wife (of course); First Friday – celebrations to mark the First Friday of the Week; Curbside Girls – close friends of my daughter acquired during her single days in Brooklyn

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