I got a lot of unintended exercise yesterday
which I guess isn’t a bad thing. Since I’m now back to the Keto diet after my
Christmas Cookie and vacation excesses, my “go to” snack is a large tupperware container
of meatballs I prepare each Sunday night. Yesterday I stuck my head in the
refrigerator to grab a couple while I was hurrying from one side of the house
to the other. This was a mistake. In my haste I ended up spilling several dozen
meatballs all over the kitchen floor. I think I’ve mentioned in the past that I
room with a very energetic (and perpetually hungry) black lab named Buddy.
Kind of Silly Grampa |
Buddy, as he is wont to do, was trailing
at my side when my week’s worth of snacks deployed onto the floor; here’s where
the exercise came in. While simultaneously trying to catch the last few
departing meatballs I grabbed Buddy’s collar since he was already in target acquisition
mode. I’m glad there were no cameras around because I was probably in America’s
Funniest Video quality idiot zone. I had to keep Buddy’s head above floor level
while trying to retrieve the fallen dead animal flesh. Buddy has always taken the
stance that once something hits the floor it belongs to him and must have
thought he’d just won the lottery. He was a worthy opponent but in the end my
longer reach and his unwillingness to bare teeth in the effort led to a narrow victory
for the homo sapiens. There was still enough debris from the battle that he
spent the next thirty minutes cleaning the floor. I’m not sure my wife would
approve of a kitchen floor licked clean but this is the best it’s looked in weeks.
Screenshot from my FaceTime Call with First Blog Reader |
After this epic battle for kitchen supremacy
I finally connected via FaceTime with my daughter and granddaughter which had
the predictably soothing effect. My granddaughter is now full on giggling
instead of just lighting up rooms with her smiles. She didn’t deign to bestow
any on me but the call was still the highlight of the night.
Car This Morning |
I prepositioned the snow blower after
hearing the weather reports but the snow changed over to ice earlier than predicted.
This left everything coated which made the morning commute coming down off the
hill a bit more of an adventure than relished. This winter is really turning in
a wimpy performance though. I know it’s a dangerous thing to say and tempt fate
but the temperatures are heading back into the fifties again tonight. I guess Mother
Nature felt like she owed us an easy winter after last year’s apocalyptic
weather.
Some samples of my daily photo fix
from California:
Dad Hangs |
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