The past few days of this holiday weekend have more than validated the decision to move into Worcester and remerge in a more
urbanized environment. Everything is so convenient and there are actual
options. Friday was a day off from work, at least of the employment related
variety, not so much at home where the move in continues although it does approach
its death throes, reluctantly and holding a grudge.
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My Coup Rendering Photo |
Living in Worcester allowed me the opportunity
to count some coup on my operations manager in regards to First Friday. I took
my wife to Brew City and then texted him a photo with our favorite waitress
while querying where he was at since I was dutifully on station. My wife was
also allowed to procure her first Brew City Mudslide which turned out to be a real
knee bender. I’m going to talk to the girls about granting her some mercy in
the future.
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Buddy and I on Our Back Deck |
Yesterday was spent out in the yard
trimming back the lawn which had encroached onto the sidewalk since it was left
untended for a few years. Buddy supervised from the front porch until the
neighbors across the street (card carrying members of the Panamanian Mafia) brought
over a longer leash so he could roam the entire front yard and properly supervise
my efforts. He promptly went with his signature move – defecating right next to
where I was working.
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Buddy Supervising the Work |
After the yard work and assorted tasks
inside the house we teamed up with Mafioso neighbors and headed back to our old
haunts west of Worcester for the annual 4th of July party at a
friend’s house. Even though I made the drive daily for nearly ten years, it
seemed a lot longer this time. I’m rapidly becoming a Worcesterite if such a
short drive seemed long!
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Wife and I at 4th Party |
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Wife and Mafioso Neighbor |
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Neighbor and I Comparing Notes on Living with Panamanian Wives |
The party was a lot of fun and there
was an abundance of overhead cover which came in handy when it started to rain
for the better part of two hours. The party continued unabated as we started
tallying up the different nations represented. We had immigrants from Columbia,
Italy, Ecuador, Mexico, Spain, Ireland, England, Panama (of course), and probably
a couple more that I’ve forgotten, a true American Independence Day celebration.
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The Friends' Table |
We stopped by another house on our way home to check in with the resident joker of the Worcester Chapter of the Panamanian Mafia. He was up to h is old way of joking and gross exaggerations - a lot of fun. After returning home we found the
neighborhood under steady fire from private fireworks (thank God the nanny
state has outlawed those). Since our house sits on top of one of Worcester’s
many hills this provided some spectacular views. The only downside was a
certain black dog who went into DEFCON 5 levels of panic and observed the holiday
from inside his kennel after trying to climb on top of the basement storage
section.
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The Sun Did Come Out and Shone on this Assembly of Latina Pulchritude |
We ended the night down the street was
another neighbor who’s something of a neighborhood celebrity when it comes to
his annual fireworks show. He and his wife were setting off a series of fairly prodigious
explosions in competition with another unknown neighbor a couple streets away.
The Mafia neighbors introduced us and it was a great way to end the day. I’m
just glad the neighbors across the street were away when the neighbor’s wife
ignited a set of rockets that rained a direct fire barrage on the house. We
were all looking around for garden hoses if it caught on fire when thankfully
the rockets ran out and the house stood intact if a little shaken, dignity
wise.
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