One of the truly engaging aspects of taking a week off from
employment is the first day, usually compounded in pain as a Monday, back
behind the desk. I think somehow it was a little earlier in bygone days before
the evil of email descended upon the land. I had 576 emails awaiting my loving
attention yesterday when I crept behind the keyboard following my tropical
escape. While the bulk of them were informational there was a healthy percentage
that required action. I wonder why I even bother with the out of office assistant
message since that doesn’t seem to thwart some people from sending repeated
messages asking for information (I handled those last).
Yesterday coincidentally was also the day the debris from my
wife’s basement cleaning project we are donating to a local charity had to be
placed curbside for pick up. She felt I needed her expert opinion on performing
this complicated task (it was a Monday kind of thing). I managed to keep tempers
barely frayed as I mounted my own vehicle to head into work. As I took the
first corner I realized my car was filled with a huge load of metal from my own
garage cleaning project. The company gets reimbursed for metal it recycles so I
always throw metal away there. It made for a very musical ride into work and an
appropriate anthem for my reluctant return to employed status.
The Donation Pile |
After work we had the much more enviable task of retrieving a
certain black lab from his holiday in the pet spa known as my sister’s house.
My wife and I were greeted with his usual boisterous, somewhat manic, welcome, lubricated with an unfortunately full bladder. My sister reported no gastro
intestinal issues this time as my sister fought the urge to provide the Wonder Pooch
with food too rich for his palate which my brother in law was extremely
grateful for. There was one series of late night thunder storms which caused
Buddy his usual terrors. My sister solved this by bedding down next to his cage
which is where my brother in law found her in the morning (it’s how she rolls).
I hope Buddy is under no illusion that he can expect similar partnership now
that he’s returned to reality.
The Chaos of Buddy's Welcome Precluded a Better Picture |
The visit also provided an all too brief time to catch up
with my sister who I proudly congratulated on completing a recent mud run
complete with Army like obstacles (she’s really fighting this elder appellation).
My nephew also started a new job yesterday as a mechanic where he gets his own
bay for the first time. In sadder news the zombie cat the somehow survived long
years in my sister’s house after most of its internal organs ceased to function
finally gave up the ghost last week. My incomparable brother in law also gifted
a couple of Red Sox tickets which had my wife apoplectic since she’s missed out
on my last couple forays to Fenway. The Sox made amiable radio companions for the
trip home where we listened to a stirring 9th inning walk off win.
My Sister The Mudder |
R.I.P. Zombie Cat |
Buddy immediately zonked out when we returned home as he
always returns exhausted from his visits with my sister. It may be due to
overextending himself since he’s finally had someone vulnerable to his non-stop
begging sequences or the energy expended in our welcome. At any rate he slept
off his happiness hangover after he was sufficiently assured the neighborhood
squirrels hadn’t staged a coup in his absence.
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