Well, it’s finally happened. My pyromaniacal side was finally acknowledged with our first beach bonfire of the year. Not that I needed an excuse, but today’s is the BRS’ 8th birthday so that provided the needed dedication. Ably assisted in gathering driftwood by my Upstairs Neighbor, I centered the conflagration around a huge piece of driftwood, really a tree, that haunted the beach with widely spread branches since its arrival a few weeks ago. My stated goal was to reduce this pesky piece of wood to ashes and restore order to our beach view. Okay. I really just wanted to sit on the beach and watch the flames. Sue me. Since my Favorite Panamanian was back in David on one of her interminable trips home, I was on my own for both the Saturday sunset ceremony as well as the start of my fire. I managed, somehow.
I was not prepared for how fast the
flames went up. I anticipated having to coax it into life, but the sunbaked wood
leaped into flames and I suddenly had a fire twice my height. Since the ocean
was just feet away I wasn’t worried. I was joined by the Upstairs Neighbors and
the couple visiting from Rhode Island. I enjoyed my usual routine of poking around
the fire to ensure everything was being consumed correctly. The big tree was initially
resistant. I started the fire at the junction of its many branches but it
refused to yield for a respectable period of time. Of course, just as it looked
ready to succumb, I received a call from my Favorite Panamanian reporting her
arrival and the need for me to carry her purchases upstairs. 
Friday Night Pizza Table
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| Fire Prepped |
Rhode Island Visitor Performing his Fire Dance Pyro Attending Flames
I turned over responsibilities to my
fire mates and they effectively monitored the blaze in my absence. A few
minutes after my return the recalcitrant tree finally yielded and I was able to
fold the wide spread limbs into the flames. Once I was sure they would not
survive the night we declared victory and returned upstairs. I noticed later
that someone was out messing with the bed of coals we had left. This morning, I
saw that someone had dumped a huge stump and some kindling into the fire but
nothing had caught. This ruined the symmetry of coming down to the beach and finding
only a level bed of ash. I can’t believe the temerity of some people. You don’t
mess with another man’s fire.
How it Began
Prior to this landmark event, we
enjoyed a spectacular First Friday of the Week sunset social hour. The “Halloween
Crabs” have started to emerge. These black and orange land crabs pop out of the
ground at this time each year and provide an interesting drive to the village
for our Friday pizza as we had to dodge around both the ubiquitous crabs and
the hunting parties of locals trying to capture them. The Sunset Pizza was its
usual sublime although I had a couple moments. While my order of a pepperoni
pizza is carved in stone, the Upstairs Neighbor is not so encumbered. He took
the advice of the owner to try a certain pizza that shocked me when it arrived.
It was almost totally green, and I quickly dubbed it “Lawn Clippings Pizza”. It
looked like a result of someone mowing a lawn for the toppings. He seemed to
like it though. Upon our return to the condo complex I engaged in my annual
chasing of the crabs. I danced across the parking lot with a particularly mobile
Halloween Crab. My Reaction to the Lawn Clippings Pizza

Sunset Pizza Owner Stopping by the Table
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| My Crab Dance |

Birthday Girl Mounted Up 
A Natural
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| Saturday sunset |
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| The Crew |
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------RECURRING CHARACTERS:
ABFA – Amazing Best Family
Athlete – my daughter
in law; BR3 – Blog Reader #3 – granddaughter
#3; BRS - Blog Reader the Sequel -
second granddaughter; Cantankerous
Friend – friend since grade school who likes to argue about everything,
poses as radical leftist to attract women; CRC - Connecticut Riverboat Captain – another close friend from high
school, renowned sailor of the big river; Curbside
Girls – close friends of my daughter acquired during her single days in
Brooklyn; Czech Connection – Czech couple who’ve become good friends
along with their daughter (the Czech Shadow); Deckzilla – our backyard deck which grew to monstrous dimensions
once my wife got involved in planning; Favorite
Panamanian - the wife (of course); FBR
- First Blog Reader - first granddaughter; First Friday – celebrations to mark the First Friday of the Week; Great Aunt - my elder sister; Keene Friends 1 & 2 – friends since
high school from my home town of Keene, NH; Kindergarten Friend – friend since kindergarten whom I reunited
with after many years; Maine and
Virginia Musqueteras – two close friends of my wife – her US sisters, my
wife is the 3rd Musquetera (musketeer); Namesake Nephew – son of Great Aunt and Soxfather named after me; Neighborhood Mafioso - wife's close
friend and Panamanian mafia member; PanaGals
– female relatives /friends of my wife from Panama; Panamanian/Latin Mafia – inevitable group of Latino friends my wife
accumulates wherever we have lived & their spouses; PCR - Pittsburgh College Roommate – high
school friend, also a “Minor Celebrity” in Pittsburgh; PCR+1 - Pittsburgh College Roommate’s wife; Riggins - also known as the
Grandpuppy, son's dog; Seis Amigos - two couples from our condo complex
and my wife and I; Soxfather – my
brother-in-law (whom I miss more than I can ever explain); Tia Loca –
wife’s younger sister; Wingman – my
son in law; Upstairs Neighbors – American
couple and great friends who live in condo above us in Panama; Wingmom – Wingman’s mom, of course

























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