This
will definitely go down as my hottest Easter in at least 36 years, the last
time I passed the holiday in Panama. We’ve established an effective routine
already. I’m up with sun, around 7am and shortly thereafter I’m down on the
beach for the daily workout. This, of course, after a ten-minute session of sun
block lathering. I’m not just saying that just because my dermatologist might
read it either. Those of you who’ve never experienced a truly tropical sun
would be amazed at how fast you can get a burn. I sometimes think my issues
with the dermatologist and repeated Mohs surgery date to my three-year assignment
to Panama as a young lieutenant when I rarely, if ever, used sun block. There
were a number of other places the Army sent me that were liberally blessed with
sun: Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Kuwait, and Hawaii. Except for Hawaii it’s where the
bad guys were. I’m doing everything I can now to avoid skin damage; Mohs
surgery is not fun; also wearing a swim shirt cuts down on the lathering of sun
block.
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Selfie this Morning After Workout |
My
Cantankerous Friend, in a rare moment of thoughtful consideration, reminded me
to be careful. He’s an avid beach bum himself and has also dealt with skin
issues for the many years the Navy sent him to sunny places. I have reclaimed
my title as the “Whitest Man in Panama”. This isn’t a cultural comment, simply
a statement of fact. This is the first time we’ve come down here with a full
winter behind me to thoroughly blanch the skin. The tropical sun doesn’t take
prisoners so I’m being careful.
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Wife During Yesterday's Beach Walk/Goggle Search |
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Last Night's Sunset |
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Beach This Morning |
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My View Doing Ab Workout |
Back
to that routine. I do my morning workout on the deserted beach, well, me and the
pelicans that is. After this I’m bouncing between the pool for laps and boogie
boarding in the surf. The boogie boarding provides the better workout as I have
to fight through the waves to get to the launch point. My Favorite Panamanian
wanders down around the first time I’m coming out of the surf and we set up
shop in one of the beach bohios (a sideless grass hut) where she prays and I
read. After a few more trips into the ocean, around 10am, we head upstairs for
brunch and to wait out the hottest part of the day. Today she inveigled the
condo caretaker to harvest a few coconuts for her. She now has a gallon of “agua
de pipa” (coconut water) which she loves.
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A Tough Life |
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Wife Administering to the Coconuts |
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Agua de Pipa in the Bohio |
We’ve
had a number of Facetime calls with the granddaughters. The FBR is totally
fascinated with the beach and pools although she claims to not remember being
here two years ago. The BRS is a bit more sanguine, passing through a phase
where she doesn’t want to talk with us. She had more important things to do yesterday
during our call. My son and his family are at the ABFA’s folks’ home for the holiday
and the BRS was hunting down their cat. Unfortunately, she found its hiding
place and earned a scratch on her wrist which should complete her education on the
absolute superiority of dogs. I wish there was a way to show you the video my son
sent which shows BR3 laughing uncontrollably at the antics of her sister. Even though
we are in paradise I missed shivering a little bit so I could have seen it in
person. As nice as it is here I would trade it in a second for an Easter with
the three granddaughters.
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Screen Capture from Video |
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BR3 Laughing at BRS Hair Swirling |
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BRS and BR3 |
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BR3 Doesn't Seem too Sure |
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Happy Sisters |
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RECURRING CHARACTERS
BR3 – granddaughter #3, BRS - Blog Reader the Sequel - second granddaughter; FBR - First Blog Reader - first
granddaughter, ABFA – Amazing Best
Family Athlete = my daughter in law; Wingman
– my son in law; Keene Friends 1 & 2
– friends since high school from my home town of Keene, NH; Soxfather - my brother in law; Great Aunt - my elder sister; Cantankerous Friend
– friend since grade school who likes to argue about everything, poses as
radical leftist to attract women; Kindergarten
Friend – friend since kindergarten whom I reunited with after many years; Pittsburgh College Roommate – high
school friend, also a “Minor Celebrity” in Pittsburgh; Deckzilla – our backyard deck which grew to monstrous dimensions
once my wife got involved in planning; Maine
and Virginia Musqueteras – two close friends of my wife – her US sisters,
my wife is the 3rd musquetera (musketeer); Riggins - also known as the Grandpuppy, son's dog; PanaGals – female relatives /friends of
my wife from Panama; Panamanian/Latin
Mafia – inevitable group of Latino friends my wife accumulates wherever we
have lived & their spouses; Neighborhood
Mafioso - wife's close friend and Panamanian mafia member, Favorite Panamanian - the wife (of
course); First Friday – celebrations
to mark the First Friday of the Week; Curbside
Girls – close friends of my daughter acquired during her single days in
Brooklyn
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