I was not deluded and
replied that there would probably be shopping involved. In a tribute to her acting ability she
innocently claimed that if the opportunity to shop arose they might take
advantage of that. Fortunately she’s
honest enough to immediately break into laughter.
The early start we
envisioned was overcome by the need to talk incessantly over breakfast. Since I was operating under the radar I kept my
mouth shut.
Breakfast Delays |
Of course driving into
southern Rhode Island
on a summer Saturday meant traffic, lots of traffic. My wife said, to her credit, with a
completely straight face, that she had forgotten how bad the traffic was there on
weekends in the summer. For probably the
first time in my life I was not bothered by the delay since I knew what waited
at the end of our trip - shopping.
Rhode Island Traffic |
I like driving to Newport for the fantastic views as you approach first Jamestown and then Newport
from the bridges needed to access both places.
There was a long line of traffic waiting to get into the city so we
opted for hitting the navy base for some shopping at the base PX. I finished my shopping in about ten minutes
and then went to form a closer relationship with my kindle. A couple hours later the ladies emerged
having conducted a scorched earth campaign and looking for fresh prey.
They claimed to be dying of
hunger and that lunch would be required before they could continue their
depredations. We drove into Newport and immediately fell
into the maelstrom of tourist traffic looking for non-existent parking. I know a few shortcuts and we ended up in a
conga line of traffic creeping up the main drag of the shopping district. We were aiming for an Irish pub in the middle
of the shopping district (go figure). We
were a couple blocks short when I spied another short cut opportunity and
dropped off the ladies. I told them to
walk up to the pub and secure a table while I searched out some parking. I wandered the back streets of historic Newport and lucked into a
free parking space right on the common just a few minutes walk from the pub.
Shopping District Yesterday |
I was exceedingly pleased
with myself and quickly made my way through the thongs of tourist and Navy personnel
to the bar. I asked the maitre’ di if she
had seen two short, cute Latina
ladies and was rewarded with a blank stare.
My wife was typically not answering her phone as I set off on the
seemingly impossible task of finding them in the huge crowd. I made my way towards where I left them off
and found them less than 15 feet from where I last saw them.
The Missing Persons Caught in the Act |
Apparently their hunger
pangs were no match for the bargains offered by that store. Eventually I was able to successfully extract
them to provide the sustenance they’d need for further shopping exertions. A very nice lunch followed at the pub
watching the crowds shuffle by. I
engineered a deal whereby I would remain at the pub sitting at the bar when they
set up for more shopping. I’m that kind
of guy, willing to make sacrifices ( J ).
Wife Successfully Blocking Photo at Lunch |
Much to my sorrow as I was
deeply immersed in watching golf on the bar TV and admiring the gentler side of
the tourist trade passing by, both of my Latinas arrived back before I could finish
even my first beer. My wife tried to
tempt with a chocolate cupcake realizing that while I love both beer and
cupcakes – the combination of the two forms an almost irresistible temptation.
The Ladies on Newport Common With their Spoils |
I think she was trying to
test my devotion to the keto diet. I
passed the test, barely. I’m sure my
face was a good approximation of Buddy as I watched her consume the
cupcake.
We finally did get around to
seeing a few mansions as the sun was starting to set. I’ve done the tour so often that I even avoided
the monumental traffic again. We
returned home after dark to release a very concerned Buddy from his day long
sojourn in solitary. I was exhausted but
the ladies were making noises about heading out for dancing.
Mansions |
Tennis Hall of Fame |
Before that they wanted to do
some more of guess what – shopping.
Apparently one of the local ponds was restocked and out they
headed. They returned shortly after 11pm
still talking about going out for dancing.
I don’t know where they get the energy – I am in awe!
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